The Bitch's Tits

The Bitch’s Tits at YARD on Roodehek Street

Monday- Friday: 7am - 4pm
Saturday – Sunday: 9am- 4pm
 
+27 (0) 83 440 7843 | +27 (0) 82 885 5719
6 Roodehek Street, Gardens, Cape Town

The Bitch’s Tits at YARD on Roodehek Street

Restaurant hotspot in Gardens

Cape Town has this incredible ability to keep the local spots hidden from well, the locals. Well, enough is enough! Hello, The Bitch’s Tits, we found you!

This café is run by two lovely ladies during the day; and in the evening the gentlemen emerge, transforming it into The Dog’s Bollocks. Known for their entertaining quips on their serving dishes, you’re bound to have a laugh at this eatery.

We love the local favourite - the Philly Cheesesteak Roll with a cold beverage!

Tip: Go there for a late lunch, stay for the change-over to The Dog’s Bollocks and have a couple of drinks.

NOTE: After 4pm they no longer serve from The Bitch’s Tits menu, but solely from The Dog’s Bollocks.

Opening Hours: Monday – Friday: 7am- 4pm; Saturday – Sunday: 9am- 4pm

The Bill: R45 – R90 

6 Roodehek Street, Gardens, Cape Town | +27 (0) 83 440 7843 | +27 (0) 82 885 5719

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